When Tim and I first started dating, he told me of this monster described as a "Crispy Cream donut bacon cheeseburger", then he stared off and proclaimed his desire to have one.
With my face contorted in awe, I asked, "Are you serious?"
He quickly replied, "I was only joking."
I have since always thought that he was joking about the existence of this monster. Years later, here I am succumbing to this fine addiction of browsing the internet, and I found it- the monster itself was right in front of me.
I am frightened. Good thing Tim doesn't eat meat anymore!
(grub @ Google NYC's cafeteria)